There goes the neighborhood

No offense to my new neighbor, but I'm not feeling very friendly. In fact,

But I'd rather fall down the entire flight of stairs. . .

Than make my new neighbor feel less than welcome by doing anything

offensive like, you know, holding onto the hand rail of the stairs.

And if he knocks on the door, asking to borrow a cup of sugar,

you can bet I will be giving him WHATEVER he asks for.